With some trepidation, I submitted four of the longer posts from this blog. The results:
1. Dan Brown. (Dear god. Either I should stop writing now or I need to consider a career change to writing thrillers for people with short attention spans.)
2. James Joyce. (Really, I may cry now. Must be strong.)
3. and 4. Cory Doctorow.
Who the hell is Cory Doctorow? Science fiction writer and blogger, apparently. I've never read him, and had to look him up, so I don't know what to make of that.